The Truth About Supercar/Hypercar owners

"CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)" (ccpbb) 01/09/2016 at 16:58 • Filed to: None

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They are exclusively driven by old guys who want attention from males 16-30 years old. Especially the McLaren P1. No females will approach you except for 20 year old males, fellow supercar owners, and those creepy professional photographers. Perhaps it’s the superego of all cars.

You go to any C&C and when a Huayra leaves, there is a pack of teenagers running after them. Male ones.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 01/09/2016 at 17:04

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No females will approach you except for 20 year old males...

dogisbadob > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 01/09/2016 at 17:04

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and the cops

yamahog > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 01/09/2016 at 17:11

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This isn’t even exclusive to supercars. I get the same stuff in the Camaro, and if anything, the age range extends from 16-30 to anywhere between “old enough to say BUMBLEBEEEEEE” to “I had me a bitchin Camaro back in nineteen dickety two back before those damn seatbelt laws.”

And every damn time I’m out on the motorcycle:

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > dogisbadob 01/09/2016 at 17:13

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“Hey man, what’d you buy this for? Can I get a picture for my cousin? No, you weren’t speeding.”

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > yamahog 01/09/2016 at 17:17

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Perhaps it’s just the stigma and the styling that is just excessively overmasculine. Bulges mimic muscle, the face of the car is an angry person

gin-san - shitpost specialist > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/09/2016 at 17:17

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Yup, pretty sure those were all guys.

dogisbadob > yamahog 01/09/2016 at 17:18

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people throw shit at you for riding a motorcycle? :p

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > gin-san - shitpost specialist 01/09/2016 at 17:21

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Clearly we were wrong...

Sneaky Pete > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 01/09/2016 at 17:39

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Relevent

SLK > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 01/09/2016 at 17:50

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So if hyper cars and muscles cars attract men, then what kind of car attracts women? 0_o

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > yamahog 01/09/2016 at 17:56

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Are those pretzel sticks, cheese sticks?? I genuinely don’t know what I’m looking at :/

Nauraushaun > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 01/09/2016 at 17:58

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nope nope nope

Übel > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/09/2016 at 18:07

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Übel > SLK 01/09/2016 at 18:12

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None. Literally none. It doesn’t happen. Unless they’re already car people or about as deep as a dog dish, a fancy car isn’t going to get you any closer to a vagina than a collection of erotic action figures.

Maybe if you’re lucky it won’t actively drive them away, at least.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Übel 01/09/2016 at 18:25

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BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > SLK 01/09/2016 at 18:58

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Trucks. No question.

PS9 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/09/2016 at 19:12

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Hotdogs, man.

Berang > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 01/09/2016 at 19:16

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Some men like the attention of young men.

-this space for rent- > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 01/09/2016 at 19:35

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The number of supercar gold digger prank videos on YouTube suggest otherwise.

TheHondaBro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/09/2016 at 19:50

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Dicks.

911e46z06 > yamahog 01/09/2016 at 20:44

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Driving a red Corvette is the best way in the world to initiate random conversations with 40 year old dudes.